Sevryn Foley Frey: January 2006

he's not the stealthiest hunter around...

not so nice kitty!!

nice kitty!!

As you can see, my hair has--shall we say--personality. Anyone else think it's time for a trim? Add a comment to convince Dad!

My dad won't let me get a haircut ...

Mum says my hair is growing at an exponantial rate. but Dad thinks it looks cool, so--besides a short trim (to get some food out)--I haven't had haircut yet.

Observe:

How to Drink a Bottle

By Sevryn Frey.

Because I'm a generous person, I'm writing the steps involved for someone to get the most out of their bottle drinking: None of that sitting quietly crap; use all the space available, all the time!

Observe:

Step 1: Refuse to sit on lap of either parent, and rebuff all attempts at cuddling. Cuddling is for babies, and you are not a baby, soldier!

Step 2: Squirm over to the parent engrossed in something else, being sure to jab, poke and otherwise injure said parent in the process

Steps 3,4 &5: Fling bottle around, spray as much milk as possible over as wide an area as possible

Step 6: Stop for a minute and lull parents into false sense of relaxation

As you can see by my dad's expression, he thinks I've decided to chill out ... However, I'm just taking a breather and will return to the stretching and bending couch/bottle exercises I am famous for ...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Happy Holidays, Feliz Navidad ... whatever your pleasure; hope it was fun and family-filled.

The following are pictures of Sev's first cognizant Christmas, although I use that term loosely, based on the bleary-eyed expression...

To the right: my bestest darling boy and baby. I am truly blessed ...